Why do farts smell okay when you’re lying in bed?
Brace yourself, dear reader, for the subject I am about to speak of may be horrific to some: that of why farts smell nice when you’re lying in bed dozing. Come on now, stick with me, I assure you it won’t be as bad as you’re thinking.
At least I hope not…
Because, let’s face it, farts are like children. You can love your own but you can’t stand anyone else’s. It’s perfectly natural. It’s always been this way, ever since man has eaten baked beans.
That said, why is there such a stigma about farts? After all, it’s a normal part of every day life. Surely we should be embracing it, shouldn’t we? Surely, we have come this far and we can go a bit further? Surely all this “Uggh! That stinks!” behaviour is a bit too much for an intelligent race like ourselves?
I personally love smelling my own farts in bed. It’s the warmth of them that gets me the most…the soothing wave of stench that comes up under the covers. It’s like an old friend coming to say hello to me, in a way. And for a while, for a minute or so, I am captivated.
Then I start to wake up, say “Ooooh, wiffy one…” and realise that it wasn’t quite as delightful as I first thought. In fact, in seconds it becomes nothing less than horrific!
If you ask me, scientists should give up on Space exploration and compression shorts and all that and start studying why farts have such an effect on the human psyche.
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