The Myth To End All Myths
Men can be such moaners. Women might moan about Cosmetic Surgery Prices and laddering their tights, but it’s nothing compared to male moaning. Recently I was in the company of one such moaning man. His point of moaning? The men’s toilets. “They’re rubbish, I bet the girls toilets are so much better,” he said.
This continued for some time. I sat and drank my wine, and Mark moaned on and on about how great the ladies lavatories were supposed to be. That was when he told me of the myth–
The myth was something that every man in the world knew about, said Mark. My ears pricked up. I started to actually listen to him without imagining how it would be to grab him by the scruff of his neck.
The myth was this: according to Mark and every man in the entire world, the ladies lavatories were up to three times as big as the men’s toilets at any establishment. “Rubbish Mark!” I told him, even though I had heard this before, but he persisted, telling of the amazing cleanliness that beat the men’s hands down. So there was only one way to settle it. I needed to take Mark to the ladies and let him see for himself–
And I have to say that after comparing the two, Mark has a valid point (as if he wasn’t going to have a point…). The men’s were despicable! The ladies room at our local pub was three times bigger, and much more clean. “But then, what can you expect?” I told him, “we are much more beautiful than men, aren’t we?”
Mark looked down at his curry-stained shirt. “I suppose you’ve got a point,” he said. And I did indeed.
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