Sorry Men, But It Is Like This
I am a girl thus I have brilliant ideas non-stop. Need I say more? No, I didn’t think so. Girls, since the dawn of time, have been the ones with the really great ideas. Like Laser tattoo removal , yep, that was a girl idea. And Einstein? He wouldn’t have got anywhere without his woman (Ok, I have no facts to base this on, but we all know it has to be true, right?).
Back to my wonderful ideas. Ok, so one of my most prized ideas – one which I really need to take to the Dragons Den people – is the portable toilet-door lock. Allow me to elaborate on this fantastic, ground-breaking innovation–
Don’t you hate it, girls, when you go to the toilet somewhere and discover that the door doesn’t have a lock…Again?! It happens to me constantly, and so I decided to do something about it.
I got my brother to construct a prototype portable lock is what I did. One that could fit in my hand-bag and that attaches to the door with Velcro, yes! It had to be a pretty colour, of course (pink) and it had to also work really well and stop hordes of women (it’s amazing how strong groups of girls are when they really need a wee) from breaking the door down. But you know what? My brother did it. I now have a portable pink door lock which I take with me at all times. How good is that? I’m telling you, it’s great!
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